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Post by Trizen Takano on May 21, 2009 0:20:45 GMT -5
So, I was talking with a friend of mine the other day who went out to a club with some friends. The next evening, she tells me that all guys are stupid.
Why? Because of our pick-up lines.
Now I'm curious. What kind of lines have you heard that would make you want to facepalm?
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Post by Trizen Takano on May 21, 2009 0:21:18 GMT -5
Here's one I found in a thread not too long ago.
"Do you have a mirror on your belt? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."
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Post by THE Justin on May 21, 2009 0:22:27 GMT -5
Minus the last questionmark, that's a good little line.
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Post by Demetra Katsaros on May 21, 2009 0:26:13 GMT -5
Hey, I think you got that from a thread I was in. And yeah, the question mark was my bad. Typo. >_<;
Here's the worst, in my opinion:
Did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away!
There are no records of any woman falling for that one...
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Post by Trizen Takano on May 21, 2009 0:34:21 GMT -5
Lol, thanks J and Demetra, fixed that up >_<
And wow... I've never heard that line before in my life. I didn't think people would be stupid enough to use that.
I remember hearing this one guy use this one:
"Pardon me, are you having a hot flash? Cause you're hot!"
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Post by Emi Hitokata on May 21, 2009 4:36:02 GMT -5
My friends and I had a talk about that on msn a few months ago. We had this little contest of who can make the best line. One guy said: "Do you work at subway? Cause you're giving me a foot long."
That was one of the worst I've heard =_=;;
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Post by THE Justin on May 22, 2009 0:11:57 GMT -5
My favorite to use is "Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
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Post by Max on May 22, 2009 0:19:29 GMT -5
How about this one.
"Is your dad a cop, cause your hot."
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Post by Alexis Green on May 22, 2009 0:36:43 GMT -5
"My lips hurt; kiss them better" (I made that one up as a joke...)
"Is it cold or are you smothering tic-tacs under your shirt?"
"I lost my number can I have yours?" (lol famous)
"Have you met Ted?" (LOLOL COULDN'T HELP MYSELF)
BAH And I got that subway line too.. but in a different form.... 'cause I was working at subway >.>
I made up another one it was soooo stupid but i cant think of it for some reason >.>
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Post by Ryuu on May 22, 2009 0:49:46 GMT -5
Lol, here, have one I used in a post before. XD
"Somebody better call God, 'cause he's missing an angel!"
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Post by Alexis Green on May 22, 2009 1:24:21 GMT -5
"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals; so, lets do it like they do on the discovery channel"  |
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Post by Gabriel Seran on May 22, 2009 1:59:40 GMT -5
Sorry cannot help but say this one...
"Nice shoes.... Wanna f#$k?"
=D?!
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Post by Cain on May 22, 2009 9:14:05 GMT -5
"Is your dad a thief? Cause he stole two diamonds and put them as your eyes."
"Is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you're the bomb."
"Is your dad a surgeon? 'Cause you're too perfect to be natural."
"Is your dad a locksmith? 'Cause you just unlocked my chastity belt."
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Post by THE Justin on May 22, 2009 9:56:45 GMT -5
"Does your face hurt? Cuz its killing me."
Wait. Shit.
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Post by Trizen Takano on May 22, 2009 11:16:26 GMT -5
LMFAO! Are you all serious? Like those are REAL lines? Holy crap! Wow, I really had no idea all these lines were out there. Hahahaha, you guys really know what's going on!
I heard this line on a TV show once:
"Girl, you so fine I wish I plant you and make a whole field of y'all!"
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