Demetra Katsaros
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I can drop hints, but I can't just flat out tell you who I am. You gotta figure it out yourself.
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Post by Demetra Katsaros on May 24, 2009 0:23:49 GMT -5
Hahaha.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
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Post by seishounohana on May 24, 2009 1:13:21 GMT -5
OMFG. That is awesome XD
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Post by zer0 on May 24, 2009 1:13:47 GMT -5
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Post by Emi Hitokata on May 24, 2009 1:28:55 GMT -5
I've never met a guy stupid enough to use pick up lines like these.
Seriously >_>
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Demetra Katsaros
New Member
[M:500]
I can drop hints, but I can't just flat out tell you who I am. You gotta figure it out yourself.
Posts: 206
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Post by Demetra Katsaros on May 24, 2009 1:45:15 GMT -5
Well, the site that I found a lot of my pick-up lines has a chart showing the amount of times used and the amount of times they were successful. =O
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK"
That's yet another weird variation.
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Post by zer0 on May 24, 2009 1:50:30 GMT -5
F_CK
All I need is U
Saw an image on the net said that.
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Post by Mr. Cheezecake on May 24, 2009 4:32:16 GMT -5
"If this was Star Trek your phaser would be set to stunning!"
and one of my favorites is from Reaper but I'm not sure if I'm going to say it xD
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awwww fuck it.
"Excuse me miss, I believe you are standing on my penis."
xD
hahaha. But yeah. That's all I got right now.
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Cain
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[M:750]
Violence. Sometimes, it's the only solution.
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Post by Cain on May 24, 2009 9:24:27 GMT -5
"Oh my god, I've suddenly gone blind! But fret not, milady, for I am not sad. In fact, I am greatly grateful for the fact that you are the last thing I see and will always remember."
... long and dramatic, but yeah. Can't remember where I got it from.
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Post by seishounohana on May 24, 2009 10:02:53 GMT -5
Here's a line from the master of pick-up lines himself: "Brock" from Pokemon. XD
"She can violate my rights anytime!"
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Demetra Katsaros
New Member
[M:500]
I can drop hints, but I can't just flat out tell you who I am. You gotta figure it out yourself.
Posts: 206
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Post by Demetra Katsaros on May 26, 2009 1:31:59 GMT -5
That isn't funny just because it's a pick-up line, but also because it's from Pokemon, which I started watching when I was, like, eight. Hahaha.
"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
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Adrian
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Earth Dragon Potentiate[M:95]
...that was a bit disappointing.
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Post by Adrian on May 26, 2009 2:42:19 GMT -5
I've got a variant on the one at the top of the page. SUPPOSEDLY, my co-worker came up with this himself, and SUPPOSEDLY, he posted it to pick-up-artist.com or whatever for that reality show they were running, and SUPPOSEDLY it was voted as the best and featured in an episode of a show. But this guy also tends to be full of shit approximately 72.1% of the time, so take it for what you will. Anyway, the line:
"Baby, you turn my software into hardware."
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Post by Trizen Takano on May 30, 2009 17:29:23 GMT -5
Hmm... pick-up-artist.com
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*jots down site*
Here's one I heard from some dude at a club: "Hey baby, wanna know why they call Jamaica, Jamrock?"
But for some reason, the idiot couldn't remember the ending and just kinda walked away.
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Casey
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Reckless living... :D
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Post by Casey on May 30, 2009 22:20:46 GMT -5
lame. if you cant remember the rest of it, thats just sad.
my friend told me this one...
"is that a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them."
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Demetra Katsaros
New Member
[M:500]
I can drop hints, but I can't just flat out tell you who I am. You gotta figure it out yourself.
Posts: 206
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Post by Demetra Katsaros on May 30, 2009 23:41:55 GMT -5
Heh, that's kind of like the one on the first page. =D
"Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."
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Ryuu
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"Don't look back..."
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Post by Ryuu on May 30, 2009 23:49:15 GMT -5
Here, have another one.
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
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