Alexis Green
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[M:-459]
To sleep is one thing; to dream is another.
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Post by Alexis Green on May 22, 2009 11:21:29 GMT -5
"Lets play carpenter.. You lay down and be the board so I could nail you."
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Post by seishounohana on May 22, 2009 11:21:42 GMT -5
Something I just made up right now with reference to some jokes Albert and I make up XD; "Good morning! The Flag Ceremony is starting, why don't you kneel and pay tribute?"  |
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Cain
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[M:750]
Violence. Sometimes, it's the only solution.
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Post by Cain on May 23, 2009 2:07:45 GMT -5
"I'm like a spaceship. Ride me to the stars."
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Post by zer0 on May 23, 2009 14:29:38 GMT -5
Something I just made up right now with reference to some jokes Albert and I make up XD; "Good morning! The Flag Ceremony is starting, why don't you kneel and pay tribute?" >///> That's embarrassing. a few from WoW Male Night Elf: I'm a force of nature. I hope you're not afraid of snakes. |
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Demetra Katsaros
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[M:500]
I can drop hints, but I can't just flat out tell you who I am. You gotta figure it out yourself.
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Post by Demetra Katsaros on May 23, 2009 15:40:29 GMT -5
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
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David Blaze
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[M:0]
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars!
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Post by David Blaze on May 23, 2009 18:15:51 GMT -5
"Hey, wanna roleplay?"
hahaha
for some odd reason this made me laugh
xD
"Hey there, check out this gun show. BANG. BANG. Firepower baby."
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Demetra Katsaros
New Member
[M:500]
I can drop hints, but I can't just flat out tell you who I am. You gotta figure it out yourself.
Posts: 206
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Post by Demetra Katsaros on May 23, 2009 18:22:43 GMT -5
"Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them."
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Post by zer0 on May 23, 2009 18:32:07 GMT -5
That's probably bad for your panties (the windex)
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Demetra Katsaros
New Member
[M:500]
I can drop hints, but I can't just flat out tell you who I am. You gotta figure it out yourself.
Posts: 206
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Post by Demetra Katsaros on May 23, 2009 18:48:00 GMT -5
Yeah, I think Windex is only supposed to be used on glass. =X
"Hi, my name is 'Milk.' I'll do your body good."
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Post by zer0 on May 23, 2009 19:17:59 GMT -5
Wow your facepalm pick ups are great! Must be hanging around a great crowd XD
Mmm... I think I just thought one up
"The menu says that me 'n' u will get together"
mm nah that was lame.
thinking... about Start Menu... ha... ha.. ><
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Post by Emi Hitokata on May 23, 2009 21:28:28 GMT -5
"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?
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David Blaze
New Member
[M:0]
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars!
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Post by David Blaze on May 23, 2009 21:37:41 GMT -5
"Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?"
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Post by Trizen Takano on May 23, 2009 23:57:05 GMT -5
Wow... I really don't know what to say you guys. I mean, really. I really thought people weren't so dumb as to ever use these things. I really feel sorry for the young ladies of this guild. Hurts to see that your ears have been abused by the tactless.
Haha, here's another famous one:
"I know your legs must be tired, cause you've been on my mind all day!"
or
"You know where Lays got their slogan from? Wanna find out?"
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Demetra Katsaros
New Member
[M:500]
I can drop hints, but I can't just flat out tell you who I am. You gotta figure it out yourself.
Posts: 206
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Post by Demetra Katsaros on May 24, 2009 0:05:04 GMT -5
My friend came up with this one:
"If I could rearrange the planets, I would put my Venus and Uranus together."
It's a variation of "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
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Post by Trizen Takano on May 24, 2009 0:14:26 GMT -5
That's pretty clever; I wouldn't have seen that one coming.
Here's one I heard from a guy... a poor, stupid guy:
"Lady, you've got more breasts and thighs than Colonel Saunders will ever need!"
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