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Post by Hunter Armitage on May 31, 2009 1:37:02 GMT -5
"Are you an Angel?..
Because you'd look great in my basement freezer."
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Post by zer0 on May 31, 2009 1:37:34 GMT -5
"I heard that sperm is healthy for your skin."
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Post by Hunter Armitage on May 31, 2009 1:39:23 GMT -5
"Can I have your wallet to see if I can see myself in your future?"
Yeah, I'm horrible at these. xD
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Post by zer0 on Jun 1, 2009 16:26:14 GMT -5
Copied off the preview of an Andriod application XD
If you took 11 roses and stood in front of the mirror, you'd see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
(motion her to come over using pointer finger) I made you come with one finger. Imagine what the rest of the night could be like.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Can I give you an "Australian kiss"? (she replies, "What's that?") It's like a "French Kiss," except it's Down Unda.
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Post by jiro on Jun 1, 2009 16:38:40 GMT -5
OKay! I have many pick up lines! I put them in cards for my offline ladies for valentine's day! XD... They laugh, they cry, they get weirded out. but they love me! XD
"Hey cutie, wanna lift my wood?" [Says my stepfather to my friend.. never let parentals speak nicknames of your comrades!]
"Hey baby, did you grow up on a farm? Cause you can such raise cocks ...chickens!" .___.;; yar! It had a rooster on the card <3
"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!"
"You'll do"
"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."
uuhhhh.. damn! I can't remember them D: -think think think think think think- ahh screw it! XD
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Reira DeMorvick
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Post by Reira DeMorvick on Jun 2, 2009 3:08:59 GMT -5
I never said this, but a few of the guys in the class were joking about this one day XD The horrible thing is that I think one of them is actually using it as their Last Words for grad 0_o
"Beauty's just a light switch away!"
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Lau.
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"Do not play games you're not made for"
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Post by Lau. on Jun 2, 2009 9:10:46 GMT -5
A guy at a club once asked me
"Hey girly..do you like big socks?"
no idea where he got that from but the fuckedup part was that he was f'tall and my head reached his sockarea XD
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Matrim Gallagher
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Ore wa omo hito!
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Jun 2, 2009 10:14:37 GMT -5
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, let's fuck."
=D?!?!?!?
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Post by Trizen Takano on Jun 3, 2009 1:12:25 GMT -5
"Beauty's just a light switch away!" Wow, this is more along the lines of something I would say to friends with terribly ugly significant others. Yes it's mean. I know. But still. That's really really funny. For the women who tend to put up your walls whenever a guy clearly isn't getting the picture, is this something you hear a lot? "Are you always this closed off? Are you so afraid the right guy might come around that he'll make you feel like a natural woman?" |
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Post by seishounohana on Jun 3, 2009 6:37:57 GMT -5
Copied off the preview of an Andriod application XD If you took 11 roses and stood in front of the mirror, you'd see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. (motion her to come over using pointer finger) I made you come with one finger. Imagine what the rest of the night could be like. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Can I give you an "Australian kiss"? (she replies, "What's that?") It's like a "French Kiss," except it's Down Unda. ... ... If you told me that irl I would be all O_________O "THAT'S SO EFFIN' COOL." |
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Post by Patrick O'Connor on Jun 3, 2009 15:17:05 GMT -5
"You and me, sex, now"
huh, huh?
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Post by jiro on Jun 3, 2009 20:27:22 GMT -5
I was trying to remember that one pokemon pick up line.. xD... I couldn't remember it so I googled pokemon pick up lines in hopes of finding the one I couldn't recall...
Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.
You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
hee hee hee xD
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Post by seishounohana on Jun 3, 2009 21:23:42 GMT -5
[/chitchat] <goto: my_room> [fun]
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Lau.
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"Do not play games you're not made for"
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Post by Lau. on Jun 5, 2009 6:11:42 GMT -5
I was trying to remember that one pokemon pick up line.. xD... I couldn't remember it so I googled pokemon pick up lines in hopes of finding the one I couldn't recall... Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready! My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail. If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen. If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you. Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar. Want to register your number in my PokeNav? Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA. When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder. You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu. Do you wanna play my Poke Flute? hee hee hee xD Awesome XD -I have only three months to live. .. -(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? Call me mad but i think that one is cute XD |
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Demetra Katsaros
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I can drop hints, but I can't just flat out tell you who I am. You gotta figure it out yourself.
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Post by Demetra Katsaros on Jun 8, 2009 3:39:08 GMT -5
Classy:
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
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