Magic Chinese Sticks?

[Mr. Winklewood]

www.serenapowers.com/chientung.html

...For lulz.

Feel free to share some of your less personal questions.

"Is Sam happy now?"
5. You will be lucky in any risks or speculations you make.

"How do you know what the answer is?"
76. Something unexpected will bring you financial rewards. (LOL)

"How often will my balls itch?"
65. A man with a dark complexion and a fair woman will soon annoy you. (LOL, WTF?)

[seishounohana]

"So I herd u liek mudkipz?"
56. You will soon find out who your real friends are.

>>

"How many am I?"
6. You will achieve what you desire.

LOLOL

"Do you do the Chacha?"
2. You will soon go on a long journey which you will bring many benefits.


XDDD

[Olesya]

What is the answer to the universe?
25. An unknown foreigner will bring you benefits and riches. (BRING IT ONNNNNN, RICHEZ!~)

[THE Justin]

"I accidentally the whole thing. How do I fix it?"
34. You will receive a letter with an unusual proposal very soon.

[phishy]

"What is love!? Baby don't hurt me~ Don't hurt me~--"
- 72. Your love life seems to be going wrong but will be fixed soon by a friend.

"Will I grow?"
- 68. You will soon receive a message containing good news.




I don't understand these answers. :/

[Matrim Gallagher]

OK Not shitting you, this thing and I just had an EPIC conversation, this is not altered, these are the actual questions and results lol... I'm currently half way done with it and i'm gonna keep going until it stops making sense. lol.




How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

17. You will be unexpectedly deceived by someone you trust.

Well that's rude, don't you think that's a bit mean to say?

71. Someone is taking advantage of information you have provided.

At least your a bit more specific, but I think you're about seven years too late, yeah?

33. A dark woman will cause you trouble.

Ok, and now we're still stuck on my freshman year of high school, seriously where were you back then when I needed you?

12. Beware of arguments about trivial matters.

>.> ............. why are you trying to change the subject?

8. You have a rival you are not aware of.

OK, that's more like it. I'm NOT aware of him you said? So, where can I find this mystery rival?

64. You will soon receive an unusual proposition from a stranger.

And he will tell me where this rival is?

13. You will lose a long-standing male friend who you have depended on in the past.

I'm beginning to think this rival is still Michael Roman from freshman year. Is it Michael Roman from freshman year?

21. You may receive an inheritance from a relative you do not know well.

You are stuck in freshman year...... are you talking about my grandfathers accordion?

73. You will soon overcome your present difficulties and be happy with the result.

So... you ARE going to start answering my questions, and I'm gonna be happy with the result?

14. If you work hard you will receive great rewards.

So I have to work hard for my answers?

51. You will create difficulty for yourself by acting in an extravagant manner.

..... I'm sowwy. Can you forgive me for being so resourceful?

68. You will soon receive a message containing good news.

Oh really? like right now? From you?

53. You will soon make a new friend who will be of great benefit to you.

SWEET! You're AWESOME Thanks chinese sticks! Bye!

[Delilah A. Black]

How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
44. A friend will deceive you.

Cinderella dressed in yella went upstairs to kiss her fella. By mistake, she kissed a snake, how many doctors will it take?
72. Your love life seems to be going wrong but will be fixed soon by a friend.
D=

Why can't you be more helpful, o vague chinese sticks?
50. You will be treated unjustly by a close relative.

WHAT ELSE DOES CONFUCIOUS SAY?!
61. You will soon hear that a suggestion you have made has been accepted.

ORLY?
57. You will settle on a plan that will prove to be advantageous to you.

>=/