So I hear you like................(open to 3 peeps

[Mortis Dauer]

I Mortis Dauer sat where I always sat in the cafeteria, at the farthest table from all the dirty little critters. Earlier in the day I had gone to the main office and filled out paperwork to be a peer counselor. The lady in the office told me to be at the cafeteria right before lunch to meet with three students, which she would send to me. She had not provided me with any names, so I sat at an open table hoping they would find me.

I had taken another measure to make sure I was seen, I was wearing a pink tie with my purple suite, surely it would catch someone's eye. I also wrote 'I AM HERE, Peer Counseling' in giant letters on a piece of paper with my sharpy. If someone was supposed to meet me hear, they surely could not miss me. Or maybe someone would compliment me on how nice my sense of style was.

I hope these kids show... Ugh... They better not smell... That would be just terrible.

[ChocoRem]

Rem was only doing this to pay off just one of the many 'special favors' he'd owed to the office's administrative assistant. He hated shrinks, especially ones who were at all qualified. He sauntered into the cafeteria, his hands buried within his trouser pockets. Still, a part of him wondered whether or not this was going to be a complete waste of his time or not. There were many things he'd initially thought boring that ended up being the most entertaining thing he'd see that day. He came to a halt at the 'I AM HERE. Peer Counseling' sign. Then at the guy with the whacked up fashion sense. If this person wasn't careful, he would becoming fodder for the school punks pretty soon.
"You MUST be looking to get picked on... Why don't you just paint a giant target on your back, while you're at it..."