Post by Kanika Stryker on Mar 9, 2009 1:06:27 GMT -5
Page 5: Initiation
Are you hardcore? You tough shit? Able to pound anyone's ass into dust at a moment's notice? You're fucked. Public High School number 42 will pwn your face off faster than you can pull your damn pants up. Dumbass gangster wanna-be.
Public High School 42 doesn't know the meaning of the word "defense." Their defense is shoving a fist through your left eye so quickly your right eye will go blind. They'll hospitalize you and all the teachers will say is "that's how they say hello."
These guys make Bruce Lee look like Chuck Norris, and they make Chuck Norris look like a seven year old ballerina. This isn't practice. This is full-out, balls through the wall, brutality. People are permanently maimed here. And that's just the lowest peons in the whole scheme of things.
You've got to deal with the Pillars. Despite the name, these guys aren't just some support system. These guys are the school's aluminum baseball bats, and they're swinging for your kneecaps. The four of them together can take the rest of the school. They are the best of ANYTHING. Your lame ass will be smashed into a pulp just by hearing one's name.
Welcome to PHS 42. Where your dreams, your hopes, and your pretty face all get flushed down the crapper.
Fight like you got a pair.
Because you may not have that pair for long.
Are you hardcore? You tough shit? Able to pound anyone's ass into dust at a moment's notice? You're fucked. Public High School number 42 will pwn your face off faster than you can pull your damn pants up. Dumbass gangster wanna-be.
Public High School 42 doesn't know the meaning of the word "defense." Their defense is shoving a fist through your left eye so quickly your right eye will go blind. They'll hospitalize you and all the teachers will say is "that's how they say hello."
These guys make Bruce Lee look like Chuck Norris, and they make Chuck Norris look like a seven year old ballerina. This isn't practice. This is full-out, balls through the wall, brutality. People are permanently maimed here. And that's just the lowest peons in the whole scheme of things.
You've got to deal with the Pillars. Despite the name, these guys aren't just some support system. These guys are the school's aluminum baseball bats, and they're swinging for your kneecaps. The four of them together can take the rest of the school. They are the best of ANYTHING. Your lame ass will be smashed into a pulp just by hearing one's name.
Welcome to PHS 42. Where your dreams, your hopes, and your pretty face all get flushed down the crapper.
Fight like you got a pair.
Because you may not have that pair for long.
Kanika sighed as she tossed the printed packet of information in her assigned locker. So not only has she been moved away from all the people she knew, she'd been stuck in this school of all of them. That packet had been a set downloaded information from a PHS 42 survivor. He'd written an entire fifty something page guide to surviving the high school system through various means based on one's own attributes.
There were plenty of warnings on the first day too. In fact, she'd already hit the first warning dead center. She had her back turned to the crowd because she was at her locker. Lockers were notorious for being perfect ambush spots. But there were few instances of spontaneous face-to-locker meetings without warning. No, the true danger started as soon as she turned away.
And it was right. She closed the locker and turned around, to see some metal-faced short guy with a neon green mohawk. A stupid grin was on his face and both his hands were stuck in his pockets. "Alright, new boy..." His face contorted a little as he realized the mistake. "I was gonna just kick your ass... But tell you what... You put aside your natural preferences and give me a little somethin' and I might just keep your face intact."
She had a few options. If she felt she could take him, kicking an ass would help solidify her status as above the very bottom of the ladder, and she'd receive less threats overall through the year. Running was an option too. She could slip through the halls easier than him most likely. But that would put her at the very bottom and she'd be running a lot through her time at PHS 42. The third was the hardest option, because it relied on luck more than anything else, and that was to have someone come to her rescue. Some of the "good guys" or even the pillars made a habit of taking down the trash that preyed on the new blood.
Her head tilted to the side a slight bit as she glared down at him. "You caught me at the wrong time of the month, bitch boy." She was going for the kicked ass scenario, of course. Kanika felt confident enough that she could hold her own for a little bit at least. "Now if you don't scram like the little twat that you are, I'm going to take all that metal out of your face, shove it all down your gullet, and cut you open with an index card until you look like you're making an appearance on CSI."
Unfortunately, though he seemed taken aback by the comments, he wasn't exactly aiming to run off. Bloody hell... I rolled a four on my intimidate check...