Post by Dirk on Mar 25, 2009 23:59:55 GMT -5
Quite possibly one of the best ideas Dirk had ever had.
It was a laze afternoon after school, with Dirk flipping through afew store advertisements to kill his time. It was then that his eyes fell upon probably one of the most amusing things he had ever seen. It was Harbor Freight Item number 6529 - 1VGA. To the average person it was exactly what it claimed to be, an aerosol can that one could use repeatedly.
To the mind steeped in Pain and Conflict it was a grand tool with near limitless uses, all he needed to do now was start straining down all the sauces he had in his small apartment. Then he'd go purchase his little God send, or perhaps Demon spawn.
Upon arriving at the school, Dirk would be greeted with a minor bag check. Upon opening the backpack the school security would find the capped metal bottles, all filled with some kind of sauce and Dirk needed only to say it was for Home Ec. Security then waved him through while the burned boy would take a small detour to the Shop room.
The air compressor would snap on half way through filling the bottles, good thing for Dirk there were only five more afterwards.
Within the next moments the branded student was walking around, spraying some bbq sauce into his mouth as he walked down the hall. Luckily Heaven didn't feel like saving some poor soul and a Freshmen piped up with a "What's that?"
Dirk smiled, pulling a second bottle out of his backpack, his eyes double checking the label on the side not facing the soon to be victim. A millisecond later Dirk was spraying the combination of all the hot sauces he could find, judging by the victim's reaction it must've felt like Dirk wanted it to.
Something like a pepper spray.
The smile on the crazed face grew wider, as he continued to spray the bbq sauce into this mouth while walking down the hall, the Tabasco spray in his other. He noticed with amusement that no one stood in his way as he walked for a small while.
It was a laze afternoon after school, with Dirk flipping through afew store advertisements to kill his time. It was then that his eyes fell upon probably one of the most amusing things he had ever seen. It was Harbor Freight Item number 6529 - 1VGA. To the average person it was exactly what it claimed to be, an aerosol can that one could use repeatedly.
To the mind steeped in Pain and Conflict it was a grand tool with near limitless uses, all he needed to do now was start straining down all the sauces he had in his small apartment. Then he'd go purchase his little God send, or perhaps Demon spawn.
Upon arriving at the school, Dirk would be greeted with a minor bag check. Upon opening the backpack the school security would find the capped metal bottles, all filled with some kind of sauce and Dirk needed only to say it was for Home Ec. Security then waved him through while the burned boy would take a small detour to the Shop room.
The air compressor would snap on half way through filling the bottles, good thing for Dirk there were only five more afterwards.
Within the next moments the branded student was walking around, spraying some bbq sauce into his mouth as he walked down the hall. Luckily Heaven didn't feel like saving some poor soul and a Freshmen piped up with a "What's that?"
Dirk smiled, pulling a second bottle out of his backpack, his eyes double checking the label on the side not facing the soon to be victim. A millisecond later Dirk was spraying the combination of all the hot sauces he could find, judging by the victim's reaction it must've felt like Dirk wanted it to.
Something like a pepper spray.
The smile on the crazed face grew wider, as he continued to spray the bbq sauce into this mouth while walking down the hall, the Tabasco spray in his other. He noticed with amusement that no one stood in his way as he walked for a small while.