FOOOOOODDDD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(openish)

[Linda Osako]

Time: 12 noon... Lunch break

Place: 42 Cafeteria

Let's begin...

Linda, being the super strange person that she is, was sitting at a table all alone rolling her apple back and forth... Back... and Forth.... It was kind of relaxing. You know the old rule, never play with your food? Yeah, fuck that rule.

She stopped for a moment to stare at her public school sized lunch.

Glorious, half a sandwich with mystery meat and soggy lettuce, an apple, a fruit cut, and a box of non fat milk... The meal of champions.

Linda couldn't gather which delightfully disgusting morsel she wanted to eat first... but the only natural thing, the apple, was calling to her.

"At least I know I can trust you my friend." She said to the apple as she stared at it.

[Mortis Dauer]

I was walking with my lunch to a table when I noticed a girl. She seemed very interesting, she was talking to her.. apple?

God I am surrounded by crazy, strange people.

I looked down at my tray.

"Does anyone know if this food is edibale?" I shouted as I slammed my tray of food down on a table. I was not thinking clearly... It must have been my temper again for the slam had vaulted my applesauce all over the girl's head.

Oh great... I guess I am not eating that now.

[Linda Osako]

"Are you fucking KIDDING ME?" Linda yelled at as the applesauce dripped down her face.

"What the hell were you thinking?"

Linda had three modes, Happy bubbley, Scary bubbley, and 'Linda SMASH' angry. She was currently in 'Linda SMASH' angry... It was going to take some real ass kissing to get out of this one.

[Nicolas Constantine]

A steamy hot warmth rose up from the thermos as Nick breathed it in and smiled. The moist smell relaxed his entire being.

Tea time.

Nick always carried a thermos and a bag of his favorite tea in his pack, so the only challenge was heating the water up. He found all the milk and sugar he needed in the cafeteria, where he was now sitting, breathing in the tea.

His euphoric state broke when he heard a commotion a table away form him.

"Are you fucking KIDDING ME?"

He looked at a girl who was covered in apple sauce. She was yelling at an older man, who apparently was the culprit of the crime.