Spam: Episode III

[zer0]

UNPROTECTED-!

... High five pictures wewt!

but hey, at least it was fun mon!

[Olesya]

*smothers Lau in cookies *



Most awkward thing ever:

Alright I was at the after-party at the Ren Fair Ive been working at, and I got free booze because Im 21. So I was dancing and drinking and everything was great. And then this boy was like 'can I borrow you for a second?' and pulled me over to this boy named 'Timbo'?? or something and was like 'he wants to dance with you' and like, he seemed slightly awkward so I felt bad and was in a good mood so I was like 'sure one dance won't hurt.' So the other boy and I taught him how to dance. And it was like, just bopping around and not touching sort of dance, not 'dancing.' So the song was over and I was like 'nice to meet you!' and went back off to my friends.

Later, I was making my way around and talking and he kept showing up and was all like 'I'm sooooo boredddd...and drunk' and Im like 'sorry dude! just have fun' and went back to talking because, I mean what do you say to something like that? And then i went up to get another drink (I only had about 3 because I had one and then chilled, had to drive a friend home and then came back and partied some more) and he showed up again and was walking with me and the conversation went something like this:

Him: How old are you?
Me: 21..and you?
Him: ...15.
Me: O___O Oh hunny, I'm a little too old for you. *pat on the shoulder* Now excuse me, gotta get a drink.

I thought that was the end of it, but I was with another group of friends including my knight and his girlfriend who is really nice. And the boy shows up and goes "Im sooooo bored" again though I knew better this time and kinda just ignored it. And then he started talking to the guy across the circle, trying to get him to hook him up with me and the other guy (who knows Im older) was like 'Uhh, nah bro I can't. However Veronica is up the hill, you should go talk to her.' And I guess he declined, saying he wanted to with 'that one' (aka me....while I'm standing right there).

So THEN he asks my knight the same thing. And he said no.

At this point my friend Sean comes up and said that he, Chris, and Amy were leaving and that I would be sleeping by myself and was I okay with it. I said yeah sure I'm fine since Rob was sleeping in the tent next door and my knight and his gf were like 50 feet away.

As he walks away, 15 yr old drunkie turns to me and goes 'how big is your tent?' all innuendo-y and I automatically respond 'TINY.' and turn away and keep talking. I'm a little weirded out at this point but it wasn't going to stop me from having a good time.

So then 15 year old boy turns to me and goes 'how mad at me would you be if I did something right now?' which of course is guy language for 'I really wanna kiss you but I know I shouldn't/you don't want to' and I was like 'Uhmm....I would rather you didn't..since you're 15.' and tried to leave it at that, and my knight's gf went over to talk to someone else leaving me, him, 15 yr old drunkie, and the other guy.

And he goes "We can pretend I'm not 15."

NO. NO NO NO nono NO NO no NO NO NONO NO NO nono nOn NO NO nono NO.

No.

The my knight goes 'I think I'm going to find my girlfriend, we're probably going to leave.' and I turned to him, held my cup up to my face and mouthed 'SAVE ME.' so he gestured for me to come with him to find his girlfriend and they walked me back to the tent, joking that they were my 'personal escorts/bodyguards'. I <3 them.

Soooo awkward. X__X

[Hiyami]

That.... is really creepy. >_< I don't know who you are, but I'm uber glad you're safe from him. That's... creepy. >___________< You have good friends. -nods a lot-

-shudders- Ugh, that's scary. >_<

[THE Justin]

Ally was one of the original admins of this site, but due to time constrains and schooling, she, like many of us, have fallen back.

[Aureus]

You're scared of everything, Anna.

[Olesya]

Yes, I am THE Ally ^___^

And I wasn't really scared more than just creeped out and annoyed. I had enough friends there that he would probably get his ass kicked before he even touched me. And I'm sure I can throw a pretty left hook if I REALLY wanted too.

Cuz I mean 2 if not 3 of the knights I worked with were there, I was friends with the bartender and at least 1 of the guys on security. Then there was the guy I was camping next to, the guy from the coin mint, the guy who worked the privies and owns a freaking DUCK! the Spanish Ambassador AND the Queen and a good handful of the actors. Plus the whole group of Ren Fair people are really decent and I'm sure would step in should something have started.

[zer0]

Hmm... I guess the drunk ness got rid of his inhibition that you may be too old for him in this current social paradigm.

I would have respect for him if he stopped annoying you about it and just took it like the man he aspired to be.

Alas it was not so XD. Glad you have such great friends. It was really good that none of you had to be mean to him and was able to avoid any sort of unnecessary confrontation!

GOOOOOOOOOOO ALLY!

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Happy Birthday Patrick!

... me being the google Chrome geek... got the new beta... which is Chrome 3.0

and... they have themes...

and the one I use now... works scarily well with PHS 42

[THE Justin]

Sooooo guess who got his eyebrows plucked for the first time in a while.

This guy.

Guess who did it. Hint, she's on the site.

Yeah.

Good times were had tonight.

[zer0]

hmm... does it make you look more intimidating?

[Aureus]

Goddamnit all! I FINALLY found out my roommate's name and number, but he doesn't have a Facebook or Myspace(That I could find) and his number is disconnected. ><

*Sigh* Is it SO MUCH to ask that I find out in advance if my roommate's a douche or not?

[THE Justin]

Yep. I can't contact either of mine, so hey, we're in the same boat.

[Aureus]

It can never be easy...

[Lau.]

Aug 18, 2009 21:07:46 GMT -5 THE Justin said:

Sooooo guess who got his eyebrows plucked for the first time in a while.

This guy.

Guess who did it. Hint, she's on the site.

Yeah.

Good times were had tonight.

-tries not to laugh-

So when is ya back gettin waxed, Justine?

Aug 17, 2009 21:42:50 GMT -5 THE Justin said:

Ally was one of the original admins of this site, but due to time constrains and schooling, she, like many of us, have fallen back.

Good times..very good times <333 -ish smothered by cookies-

woah 15 year old..that's...just...ew >_> and..ew XD

Usually it's the other way around >< dirty old guys trying to get info out of ya and get all touchy..and then when you ask:

me: why do you want to know that??
guy: oh i'm curious
me: Well...curiosity killed the cat. - cold smile- ^^

that usually works to make them go away >D



ally...maybe next time you should punch him!!! muwhaha lil kids

-spits- disgusting lil critters

[Olesya]

Hehehehehehe Justine...>XD Lau I love you!


Yeah if he had tried touching me I would have sucker punched him. I guess thats what I get fro trying to be nice. Moral of the story: Dont dance with people.

[Lau.]

and never hug them either!! you know why they always wanna hug..>___>

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