Nicolas Constantine
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Post by Nicolas Constantine on Apr 25, 2009 3:03:50 GMT -5
Nick snorted at her comment. The girl lacked so much confidence it was rather sad. He leaned in towards her and looked at her with a look that said "I know its true".
"You're a virgin, aren't you."
Nick was rarely mean when he was straight forward, but this was just ridiculous he thought. The poor girl had no self-esteem or anything, and Nick would try and be the one to change that. It was sad to him to see a girl as pretty as her to be unable to function like a normal human being.
"What a shame... so beautiful, yet unaware..." he said, slowly leaning back in his seat.
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Olivia Green
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Post by Olivia Green on Apr 25, 2009 3:16:23 GMT -5
He leaned in closer to her and she leaned back further. She didn't any breaching of her bubble.
"You're a virgin, aren't you."
He had said it as if it were a statement, which burned a little. Of course she was a virgin! No one talked to her when she was in school... well...thats a lie... they asked if she was mute or they continuously pointed out the fact that her sister was a con artist that went too far.
"What a shame... so beautiful, yet unaware..." he leaned back, and Olivia presumed her position to the location of before he leaned in closer.
"It is a shame you are asking quite personal questions and lying to me ontop of that." that seemed a little too snap-back-ish for Olivia's taste. That was the bitchiest thing she had said... well, besides telling Gabriel and Nick what her suspicions of them were like. "Sorry, sorry, sorrry..."
OMIGOD! An Epiphany! He is a.......MALE PROSTITUTE!
It would make sense. Alexis always makes fun of her for not sleeping with anyone and bam, gives her this random guys number... and it seems like a very Alexis-esk prank.
"Are...you a.........Man Hooker?"
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Nicolas Constantine
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Post by Nicolas Constantine on Apr 25, 2009 3:22:33 GMT -5
Nick just looked at her with a blank look on his face.
"Excuse me? That's basically what your sister asked me..."
It was a bit different than what Alexis asked, but it was close enough to make the connection.
"Well to be polite and answer your question, no, I'm not a 'man hooker' or anything of the sort. Just a normal guy. That's it."
She would have to be the one to convince herself that he was in fact not what she thought. He couldn't do that for her, he could just give her the facts.
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Olivia Green
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Post by Olivia Green on Apr 26, 2009 2:18:28 GMT -5
"Excuse me? That's basically what your sister asked me..."
So Alexis thought he was a man hooker!? That means she was trying to hook her up with a man hooker... ugh she is such a hooker!
"Well to be polite and answer your question, no, I'm not a 'man hooker' or anything of the sort. Just a normal guy. That's it."
"Well... Let us hope so..." she took a sip of her tea, then realized it was gone. Darn she drank fast. "Aren't you gonna get something to drink?" she felt bad for inviting him there and she already had one ordered, yet again she didn't even expect him to show. "I feel rude drinking this... or drank..."
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Nicolas Constantine
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Post by Nicolas Constantine on Apr 26, 2009 2:41:35 GMT -5
"Hm? No, it was already tea time. I had my fill till another tea time later."
Hopefully she got what he was talking about. Nick was British. VERY British. He had two or three cups of tea every day, and he would drink them with or between meals. He had finished his before he was taken away from his little jam practice by this girl who now thought he was a rapist man hooker. Wow, Nick really needed to broaden his horizons with the people he met and stop choosing the crazy ones. Eh, might as well make the best out of it.
"I'm better than a male hooker. All you have to do is ask, and I'm free."
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Olivia Green
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Post by Olivia Green on Apr 26, 2009 3:04:15 GMT -5
"Hm? No, it was already tea time. I had my fill till another tea time later."
and with all her might she was trying not to laugh. He wouldn't be able to tell she was about to laugh, 'cause she knew how to keep her face straight. It saved her from a good couple beatings before so she ha practice. It was just funny that he seemed to be a stereotypical British boy. Olivia was a stereotypical Canadian, but that is only because she likes touques. She would be wearing one, but she just got her hair done; so she isn't...
"I'm better than a male hooker. All you have to do is ask, and I'm free." she smiled at him, it was playful.
"Ew charity." of course she was kidding... sort of... Olivia seemed to be comfortable around him. But it wasn't because she was special or anything, but it was because they were at a popular Starbucks. He can't rape or sell sex to her in public. Now Olivia had the nice feeling of being safe.
"So, Nick. How do you know my sister. She never really said or anything... She just insisted on adding your number to my phone." 'cause Alexis is a bitch and was trying to peer pressure Olivia into having sex...
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Nicolas Constantine
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Post by Nicolas Constantine on Apr 26, 2009 12:29:10 GMT -5
Oh, well here was definitely a story for her to be a little creeped out by.
"Well, I actually just bumped into her at the mall, she dropped her money everywhere, and she offered to buy me a smoothie. We talked a little about things, including sending you that text, and then I left."
Nick left out the part where it was their first meeting, even though it was implied, and the part where Alexis would have been the one to have sex with him if she didn't have a boyfriend. So basically Olivia was backup...
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Olivia Green
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Post by Olivia Green on Apr 27, 2009 1:05:25 GMT -5
"Well, I actually just bumped into her at the mall, she dropped her money everywhere, and she offered to buy me a smoothie. We talked a little about things, including sending you that text, and then I left."
Interesting enough he knew about the text. Usually people wouldn't want a text like that being sent. It could send off the wrong immpression. The wrong immpression for Olivia could mean a restraining order....
"Ah... so I accidently called you for a booty call?" she sure as hell hoped not. She didn't want him to get the wrong idea of her. Yet again he knows she is a virgin so she was pretty sure he didn't think she was a ho. "Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't do that...."
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Nicolas Constantine
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"If girls were butter, I'd be a baked potato."
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Post by Nicolas Constantine on Apr 27, 2009 1:15:13 GMT -5
Nick laughed at the phrase.
"No, I'm not a booty call, even though that's probably what your sister intended me to be."
He didn't like the fact that Alexis could have done it to get her sister laid, especially because Olivia was so reluctant to do it with him. He wouldn't mind, of course, but he wouldn't want to seem like he had come off. As a "booty call". Nick sighed.
"I'll understand if you want me to go, but tell your sister that she's not funny in the least."
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Olivia Green
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Post by Olivia Green on Apr 27, 2009 18:39:59 GMT -5
"No, I'm not a booty call, even though that's probably what your sister intended me to be."
Yes, that Lexie Green sure liked to cause all hell. As long as it gtes her a laugh, she is okay with screwing around with other people.
"I'll understand if you want me to go, but tell your sister that she's not funny in the least."
Olivia nodded. "Well, I was about to go seeing as how I finished my chai tea.. I would tell Alexis, if I wasn't afraid of her." she supported her weight with her right arm to lift herself up from the couch. Livi grabbed the cup and through it into the garbage can and waved goodbye with her good hand. "sorry about the inconvenience."
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Nicolas Constantine
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The Balloon Pokemon[M:250]
"If girls were butter, I'd be a baked potato."
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Post by Nicolas Constantine on Apr 27, 2009 19:27:58 GMT -5
"No problem." Nick said as he got up. "Its your sister's fault. Hopefully next time I see her, we can have a little chat."It wasn't Olivia's fault that her sister was a scheming bitch. Nick held no grudge whatsoever towards her for pulling him all the way over here, that was Alexis's fault. If Nick did see her again, and he reckoned he would, he'd have a nice long chat with her about why she shouldn't do such things to her sister's fragile mind. It actually kind of pissed Nick off. "I'll see you at school or something. Bye." he said as he walked out the door. -End-
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